'But you CAN'T be her mum!'
When I went out, everyone thought I was Jessica's grandma. But the truth was far more astonishing.
'He's KILLED my triplets'
I'd stood up for my mum when she was having trouble with some youths. Now one of them was in my back garden, about to take horrifying revenge.
'My joints went pop!'
I hit puberty and my body began to fall apart
'He's at the bottom of the pool'
I'd only taken my eyes off my little boy for a moment, but it was long enough for the unthinkable to happen.
You SNOOZE, you LOSE!
As my fella lay in my bed, another woman was claiming to be his girlfriend. Surely she couldn't be telling the truth, could she?
'What the HECK is in there?'
Despite my huge tummy, I knew I wasn't pregnant. But then I looked down and saw something moving...
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